Friday, January 9, 2009

The Zohan

Adam Sandler is one of the funniest people out there, and has made some classic movies. Unfortunately for him and I The Zohan SUCKS. I thought there was no way I could not find it funny because I will get all the jokes. Well I was sorta right. I got all the "jokes" it just was not funny.

The one good thing that came from watching the movie was that it reminded me of the Sabra Price is Right skit from SNL. Not only is the skit better then the movie, but it is exactly the same thing, and only takes 6 min to watch. Also it has almost all the same people in it.

Also I'm selling an old TV, its a ACER, its good, nice picture, SONY guts.

Enjoy.




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Sunday, January 4, 2009

Bike Snob Austin

Recently http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/ has become very popular. Being that I like everyone else want my blog to not only be LEGENDARY, but financially viable, I figured I like many others in this world could just steal the idea from from bikesnobnyc, and do the same thing in Austin.

Dora the Explorer Explore with Me Trike - Power Wheels - Fisher-Price - $30

Date: 2009-01-03, 11:18PM CST

Purchased for 50.00 at Toys R Us and my daughter hasn't used it very much...

This toddler-friendly trike with electronic lights and sounds is perfect for little explorers

Lights, sound, music, and Dora's voice in English and Spanish

Foot-powered with slip-resistant pedals

Easy-grip handlebars and three-position adjustable seat

Measures approx. 30" L x 23" W x 20 1/2" H and weighs approx. 10 lbs


Well I'm glad to see that even here in Austin some will over charge for a fixed gear bike. I will give this person credit, I have never seen the pedals hooked up directly to the front wheel, but I think they may have something to it.
Does this person really expect us to 30 dollars for a bike that doesn't have any upgrades? Where are the NJS parts and the matching handle bar tape?


Penny Farthing/ High Wheel/ Ordinary/ the original Fixie - $600


Date: 2009-01-04, 2:02PM CST

UPDATE... JUST CHANGED THE PRICE, AND THE PICTURES.

Up for sale..

48" Standard Hi Wheel "BoneShaker"

The true fixed gear track bike.

Super fun to ride and people always wave and smile when I go by.
Not real fast but could keep up with Critical mass and other group rides in Austin.
RECOMENDED RIDER SIZE.. requires an inseam between 29" and less than 35"

This bike was made by Ride Replicas in Cleveland, Ohio before 1973, probably in the late 60's. You could buy a brand new one from them, but it would cost you about $900 -plus $300+/- in shipping.

I'm just suggesting $600, willing to negotiate if you really want it.
more info at hiwheel(dot)com....they also h ave parts and accessories!
tags- cruiser, p-far, unique, one of a kind, gift, Christmas, big, wheel, kid, little wheel, toy, antique, messenger, bmx, road, mountain, tall, red,

I guess these front wheel driven bikes are becoming popular. I'm wondering though how this person can charge 600 dollars for a antique knock off. You can get the same thing for $30 with matching purple tires (see above).

I think they best part of this bike is that it will keep up with Critical Mass. Now some may use a bike to get from place to place, others to race, but the critical mass bike is also a necessity.
I bet this bike would also make a great goalie during bike polo.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

3 Posts - 1 cup

Now that I have this blog I feel like I should put it to use. This will be my third and final post of the day. Lets recap the day, post 1; why I am posting, post 2; Acappella group names (and the ones I came up with) and post 3; the meaning of life and string theory.

Meaning of life:

My father once said, " Once you figured out the meaning of life, it changes".

OK no really this is about mammal-toe.

If you are not aware of mammal-toe it is the male equivalent of camel-toe. If you don't know what that is, google it. I always believed that mammal-toe is way worse then camel-toe and here are my reasons.

1 - Any garment that makes a man look like he has female anatomy is a huge problem
2- How does the shape of a camel toe happen in male clothing, its something I will never understand
3- Some guys may think that camel toe is HOT, but no men or women think that mammel-toe is HOT


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Acapella

Ok, so I don't think anyone besides Sara will read this, but I have been wondering why they hell Acapella groups have to have the stupidest names?

Some I found from a quick search:

Beelzebubs
On a sensual Note
Treble in Paradise
Extension Chords
A Cappella Fellas
Treblemakers
Vocally Yours
Accafellas

And others from the site: http://www.collegiate-acappella.com/CA-DirectoryA-G.html

Now what would I name an Acappella group if it were up to me?

Clef Chin
Thick Staff
Tempora
Aero-Dynamics
Alto-neo Banderas
Sexual Overtones

Why I started this blog

So, I am one of those people that believes that no one cares what I would have to say about anything so I never started a blog.
I figured now was a good time since 1) it is no longer "cool" to blog, 2) it is outdated, everyone is either using facebook, or twitter, and 3) I am proving my fiance wrong (she thinks I would never start or continue writing on a blog)

Maybe I will prove her wrong or maybe this will be my one and only post.

Stay posted

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